SpaceX Buyout by Deutsche Bank: A Short Film

Forensic photography is a photography genre and a branch of forensic science: the art of producing an accurate reproduction of a crime scene (Wikidata Q2918100). I am not a crime-scene tech. I am the first uniform on a lot of Third Shift calls in Columbus. My job with a camera is narrower and more perishable: freeze the room before EMS moves the chair, before rain takes the glass, before a well-meaning neighbor “tidies.”

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Evidence marker placed on pavement at a scene — FIG. 02 — Marker before narrative. Number first, story later. Pexels, RF. Training image, not a CPD scene.

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What I inherited

Alphonse Bertillon (1853–1914), a French police officer and anthropometrist at the Prefecture of Police of Paris, is the ancestor I actually respect. He didn’t invent “taking a picture of a crime.” He invented a system: metric photography, standardized viewpoints, a body of measurements that could be compared later by someone who wasn’t there. He died in the 16th arrondissement in 1914. The Getty holds work under his name. I cite him because patrol officers still fail the thing he solved — we shoot what looks dramatic instead of what can be reconstructed.

Sources: entity: Alphonse Bertillon.

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Chain of custody is not a slogan

A chain of custody is a legal concept (Wikidata Q738898): documentation of how an item — or an attribute of an item — is transferred, monitored, and controlled as it moves. It is a subclass of documentation, of chronology, and of evidence. It sits next to provenance. A JPEG sitting in my camera roll with no note is an orphan. An orphan cannot testify.

On a good night the chain for a patrol photo looks like this:

Create. Camera clock set to radio time before the shift. I check it against dispatch when I log on. If the clock is wrong, every later timestamp is a defense exhibit against me.
Label in the frame. A card, a glove wrapper, my notebook page with date / CAD / my badge — something that exists in the photograph, not only in a filename I’ll rename later.
Transfer. Offload to the report system before I go 10-42. Not “in the morning.” Morning is when cards get lost in cupholders.
Restrict. Personal phone is not a backup. Personal phone is a leak. I have seen a well-meant text become a Brady problem.
Account. If I delete a bad frame, I say so in the supplement: “three additional exposures discarded for motion blur; files not retained.” Silence reads as concealment.

I told Fernando the same thing about a cash drawer: count it like evidence, or don’t pretend the count means anything. Different job, same chain. See also: chain of custody.

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If you cannot say who held the file, you do not have a file. You have a rumor with pixels.

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The twelve-shot minimum I actually run

Television wants the overhead God-shot. I get a parking lot, sodium vapor, and ninety seconds before the fire crew needs the doorway. This is the sequence I can finish on a cold sidewalk on the Near East Side. It is not a lab protocol. It is a patrol floor.

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#	Shot	Why it exists	Failure mode
1	Approach — from the direction of arrival, whole façade or lot.	Establishes how I entered and what a civilian would have seen.	Zooming in. You lose the mailbox, the camera, the witness’s car.
2–5	Four corners of the room / four sides of the vehicle. Overlap 30%.	Lets someone later build a panorama without me.	Standing in one spot and pivoting. Parallax lies.
6	Floor / ground, from waist height, looking down the long axis.	Blood, glass, casings, phone. Gravity is a witness.	Shooting only at eye level. Most evidence is not at eye level.
7	Ceiling / overhead (one frame).	Spray, holes, a camera you will otherwise miss.	Forgetting it. I forgot it for six months as a rookie.
8–9	Mid-range: object in context (door + lock; table + bottle).	Connects the close-up to the room.	Jumping straight to the close-up. Courts hate orphans.
10	Close-up with a scale in frame (dollar bill if that’s what you have).	Size without a ruler is a guess.	Using a coin and then not saying which coin.
11	Close-up without the scale.	Shows the surface you just covered.	Only shooting with the scale — then the scale is accused of hiding a mark.
12	ID slate: notebook page with CAD, date, my name, in the same light.	Binds the set. Bertillon would have made me do this twice.	Writing the slate later, in different light, in the car.

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Machine-readable copy of this table: scene-protocol.json.

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What I do not photograph

Victims in states that don’t serve the report. Bystanders’ children. The inside of a wallet I already inventoried in writing. Anything I would not want read into a record at 09:00 in front of a family. The camera is not a trophy case. Le Guin wrote that the revolution begins in the imagining of a different kind of person — I’ll settle for a different kind of file.

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Open forensic kit on asphalt — FIG. 03 — Kit on asphalt. Tools are cheaper than a lost hour of scene integrity. Pexels, RF. Training image.

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Live grounding

forensic photography — art of producing an accurate reproduction of a crime scene
photography — art, science, and practice of creating durable images by recording light or other electromagnetic radiation
history of forensic photography — aspect of history
nude photography — photographs of the naked human form for any purpose
photograph — image created by light falling on a light-sensitive surface

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Related in this file

The same overlap rule is how I shoot the Short North off duty — four façades, 30% overlap, a slate with the date. See Short North Studies. Cover: Field File 21.

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Neighbor — different beat, same chain

When I answered Fernando on cash-handling, I meant this page. Count it like you will have to reconstruct it. Carolyn’s retail “shed to protect the landing” is the same load-shed I run on a radio net. Different uniforms.

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The Short North sits on High Street between downtown and campus — galleries, brick, a night market of neon that I walk after a day shift when I still have enough in the legs. I don’t paint “Columbus.” I paint the residue: oxide on a loading door behind Hubbard, the blue-gray of a window that hasn’t been washed since last Gallery Hop, the exact ochre of a hydrant that has been hit twice.

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Brick-paved street lined with historic buildings in Columbus — FIG. 04 — Brick underfoot, Columbus. The grain is the first wash. Pexels, RF.

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Method — same twelve-shot mind, different end

I use the scene protocol off duty, then I break it on purpose. Four façades, 30% overlap, a notebook slate with the date. Then I pick one rectangle — usually rust or a failed paint job — and I try to make a canvas that would fail in court and succeed on a wall. Accuracy is for the report. The painting is allowed to lie about color if it tells the truth about weight.

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Pigment log — last six walks

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Site	Mix	Note
Alley west of High / Hubbard	Burnt sienna + a knife-tip of ultramarine	The rust is colder than it photographs.
Goodale Park iron	Payne’s gray, unthinned	Fence paint fails in flakes, not fades.
North Market brick (north face)	Yellow ochre, then a glaze of alizarin	Evening sodium makes it drunk. Shoot at 16:40 instead.
Loading door, Spruce	Cadmium red light, scumbled over raw umber	Don’t blend. The door wasn’t blended.
Gallery glass, N. High	Titanium + a stain of phthalo	Reflections are evidence of the street, not of the art.
Hydrant, Buttles	Cadmium yellow deep, then a dry brush of black	Two impact scars. I left them.

Close-up of chipped peeling paint on concrete — FIG. 05 — The first wash is always a mistake you keep. Pexels, RF.

Abstract color behind chain-link fence — FIG. 06 — Chain-link as a grid. I steal this composition constantly.

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Adalberto said the first wash is an opening balance. On a canvas that’s true. On a scene, the first wash is contamination. Know which room you’re in.

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Budget, because the job is not a stipend

Student loans and a patrol check. I buy student-grade acrylic in bulk and one tube of real ultramarine every quarter. Paper is the luxury: a pad of cold-press I cut down so a ruined study costs me a quarter-sheet, not a full one. The 35mm is a used body; I develop only the rolls that have a walk I can still smell. Thrift is a tactic, not an aesthetic.

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The city under the paint

Columbus is a city of Ohio, a county seat, a big city in the United States, started in 1812. Those are the file facts. The lived fact is that High Street changes block by block the way a CAD map changes by hour — student rental, gallery, church basement, a lot that used to be a bar. I read both the same way: look for the edge where the pattern breaks.

Sources: entity: Columbus · mayor’s office: columbus.gov.

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North Market signage in Columbus under gray sky — FIG. 07 — North Market, gray sky. I eat here after day shift when I can afford the stall that still does the good rice. Pexels, RF.

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Photography as the other notebook

Photography is an artistic technique, an academic discipline, a hobby, and an industry — invented in the lineage of Thomas Wedgwood, practiced as the recording of light (Q11633). On duty it is a record. Off duty it is how I steal time from a city that keeps moving. I do not post faces from the beat. I post brick.

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Neighbor — watercolor as a safety map

Eneida’s Bridgeport routes (42 minutes, 14 stops; the return in 38) are the closest thing I’ve seen to a CAD printout that you could hang. Light wash = corridor that holds. Dark line = construction. I stole that contrast for the hydrant study.

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Back to the cover. Protocol that feeds this habit: Scene Protocol. Data twin: short-north.json.

SpaceX Buyout

SpaceX Buyout by Deutsche Bank

Forensic photography is not art.
It is custody.

PROTOCOL — TWELVE MINIMUM

A photograph with a chain of custody is evidence.
Without one, it is a pretty lie.

The street is a still life
until it isn’t.

What’s in this file

01 — Scene Protocol

02 — Short North Studies

Live board — what I follow

Who I credit

Neighbor file

Identity set

Officer Jacobs • Patrol Pocket Notebook

7-Field Observation Sketch

Abstract Color Note — Short North Night Shift

Crossover Method

Photograph the scene
like it will be read aloud.

What I inherited

Chain of custody is not a slogan

The twelve-shot minimum I actually run

What I do not photograph

Live grounding