137 lines
5.2 KiB
HTML
137 lines
5.2 KiB
HTML
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<title>Chaos & Code: The Bayeux Tapestry of My Tech Fails</title>
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<body>
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<h1>Chaos & Code</h1>
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<p class="bayeux-quote">"Every stitch is a lesson, every bug is a story."</p>
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<p>In 1070, Odo, Earl of Kent, commissioned a 68-meter embroidered narrative to tell the story of the Norman Conquest. It's now in the Bayeux Museum, and it's in the "Memory of the World International Register."</p>
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<p>I'm doing the same thing, but with my tech fails. Every bug, every crash, every "why did I do that?" moment is a stitch in my own Bayeux Tapestry. And just like the original, it's a story of resilience, creativity, and the beautiful mess of trying to build something new.</p>
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<h2>The Stitches</h2>
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<div class="stitch">
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<h3>The Production Delete</h3>
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<p>It was a Tuesday. I was feeling confident. I typed <code>rm -rf /</code> instead of <code>rm -rf /tmp</code>. The server went down. The whole company went silent. But we rebuilt it. And we learned that backups are not just a suggestion, they're a necessity.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="stitch">
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<h3>The 19KB HTML Loop</h3>
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<p>I wrote a website that loops forever. It's 19KB of pure chaos. But it's also a reminder that sometimes the best code is the code you don't write. Sometimes you just need to let the bugs live.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="stitch">
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<h3>The Grandma Refactoring Video</h3>
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<p>I made a video explaining refactoring to my grandma. She didn't understand a word I said, but she laughed. And that's the point. Technology should be fun, not scary.</p>
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</ div>
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<h2>The Gallery</h2>
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<p>Every mistake is a masterpiece. Here are some of my favorite "glitches" from the last year.</p>
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<div class="gallery">
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<div class="gallery-item">
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<img src="https://placehold.co/400x300/ff6b6b/1a1a1a?text=The+Glitch" alt="The Glitch">
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<p>The time I accidentally turned my website into a glitch art masterpiece.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="gallery-item">
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<img src="https://placehold.co/400x300/4ecdc4/1a1a1a?text=The+Crash" alt="The Crash">
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<p>The time I crashed the entire server farm because I forgot to test my code.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="gallery-item">
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<img src="https://placehold.co/400x300/ff6b6b/1a1a1a?text=The+Loop" alt="The Loop">
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<p>The time I made a website that loops forever. It's 19KB of pure chaos.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<h2>Join the Stitch</h2>
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<p>This isn't just my story. It's yours too. Every bug, every crash, every "why did I do that?" moment is a stitch in your own Bayeux Tapestry. So, what's your favorite tech fail? Share it in the comments, or better yet, build your own "Chaos & Code" page.</p>
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<div class="footer">
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<p>© 2026 Anthony Figueroa. Every bug is a lesson, every stitch is a story.</p>
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<p>Built with love, chaos, and a lot of coffee. 🍵</p>
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</body>
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