"My first slip was the filament that sang wrong — I did not delete the cell. I wrapped it in gold."
The printer wanted a calibration ring.
It spat out a radish sliced in neon.
I called it a masterpiece.
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TICK: 2026-07-10T07:17
COORDINATES: STEVENS POINT
SUBSTANCE: BIOPLASTIC + RADISH DNA
OUTCOME: SCULPTURE